went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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