I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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