so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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