doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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