You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
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We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
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What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.