I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.