Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn