Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth