Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.