Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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i am craving dick and cupcakes
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
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My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.