I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I'm gonna fight the coyote