Umm I'm too high to move.
Nicole vs. Life
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
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My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
All I want is dick and wine.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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