It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
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"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)