Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.