Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.