B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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He shit in the fireplace
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.