Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.