nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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