Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
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I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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