The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.