When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I showed him my bush... on skype.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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