His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it