The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.