How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
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just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready