So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style