he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer