two words: eviction party
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dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."