i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.