I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
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Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.