Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket