I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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I need water and some morals
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago