hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
