but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.