I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Send us your Text From Last Night!
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.