I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
This is sufficient.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty