I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now