this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.