apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk