I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.