Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place