strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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