how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.