Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Send us your Text From Last Night!
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.