Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I want her autograph on my taint
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl