Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
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I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
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Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.