some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
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He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.