I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.