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im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did

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(908): im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did http://tfl.nu/z5v0

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(734): View more from Michigan

i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.

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(734): i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left. http://tfl.nu/94x2

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(734): View more from Michigan

I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.

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(734): I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore. http://tfl.nu/34d1

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(501): View more from Arkansas

if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church

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(501): if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church http://tfl.nu/2izr

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(720): View more from Colorado

o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket

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(720): o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket http://tfl.nu/nqxt

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body

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(814): I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body http://tfl.nu/xxkq

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(805): View more from California

I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.

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(805): I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose. http://tfl.nu/niu3

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.

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(412): Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color. http://tfl.nu/uexv

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(607): View more from New York

can we get nightvision for the apartment?

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(607): can we get nightvision for the apartment? http://tfl.nu/dotm

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(212): View more from New York

i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light

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(212): i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light http://tfl.nu/ogwp

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(415): View more from California

Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.

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(415): Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer. http://tfl.nu/s996

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(510): View more from California

one might say we're banned from that church

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(510): one might say we're banned from that church http://tfl.nu/l4dz

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(509): View more from Washington

i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.

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(509): i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it. http://tfl.nu/yjzk

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(310): View more from California

Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.

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(310): Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove. http://tfl.nu/uua4

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(301): View more from Maryland

is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?

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(301): is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away? http://tfl.nu/7whm

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