I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.