I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.