I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.