See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
where are you?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.