Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok first of all what the fuck
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Nobody cheats on THIS.