Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties