do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..