He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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Never joke about your clitoris.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.