He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.