We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts