Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?