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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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