Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
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In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.