We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
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Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much