So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
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Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.