On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
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My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
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I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
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I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way