Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
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Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
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Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.