Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm like, not good at living.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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